v u l v a l i c i o u s
I should have a vibrator. I really should. Something.
No, if I get a vibrator, I'll walk into this little shoppe and pick one up on my own.
Not so much for the vibrating mega-action, though that's a plus. The main thrust of the vibratory goodness--pun everso intended--is to assert sexual independence on a personal level.
Hysterics were treated with vibrators when male doctors got tired of getting womyn off manually.
Reclaim your cunt. Claim your passion. Fuck yourself.
Joy in the land of Coming Cunts.